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father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate by psofrn November 8, 2012
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Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew
"yo yellow, Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew"
"Blue 22' Blue 22, hut hut hike. toss me that pigskin nephew, toss me that pigskin!"
"Blue 22' Blue 22, hut hut hike. toss me that pigskin nephew, toss me that pigskin!"
Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew by basevexy July 12, 2020
Nephew Bop
The Nephew Bop is a "dance" popularized by Samm which consists in acting like paramedics are performing CPR on your ass (Zings nephew went out cause of a cardiac arrest).
Zings Baljeet The Third of Timbuktu, which nephew got spawn killed (not even after 3 months of life) in a hospital bed is now on the verge of pulling a "zings sister".
(Note: Zings sister unalived herself after the "loss" of her son)
Zings Baljeet The Third of Timbuktu, which nephew got spawn killed (not even after 3 months of life) in a hospital bed is now on the verge of pulling a "zings sister".
(Note: Zings sister unalived herself after the "loss" of her son)
"bro what you think bout zings gettin exposed for watching hentai?" "Nephew Nephew bopping punching my hips"
Nephew Bop by ihavenoclueofwhatnametouse August 24, 2023
playing with the bishop's nephew
"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.
derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"
ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."
derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."
ronny: "what'd you do then?"
derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."
ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."
derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."
ronny: "what'd you do then?"
derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."
ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
playing with the bishop's nephew by pat seick February 5, 2010
wray and nephews
the most hardcore spirit one can find in a local pub, mostly weatherspoon branches. not for pussies.
wray and nephews by TuBsy February 16, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.