Definitions by TuBsy

dole-ups 

home made cigarettes, roll-ups. but smoked by those on the dole, who find ready made ciggs rather pricey.

you on proper fags yet?

nah, still on me dole-ups

dole-ups by TuBsy March 29, 2009

bananas 

Used as a codeword for biftas or fatties that can be used in the presence of parents or police officers without arising suspicionof what you really talking about. Could be used to make you mum think your eating heathily.

At a family dinner.
Brother- hey sis, had sum bananas last nite, fuckin brilliant.
Sister - cool, got sum left?

bananas by TuBsy December 28, 2005

bifta

A spliff that uses more than one king skin, see fatties

check this bifta, its a 10 skin!, look look we can rest it on the dogs head, ahh look at him!

bifta by TuBsy December 28, 2005

jedi 

1. A group, or "order" of individuals who can read minds, float things yadda yadda. who every one with not much of a life wishes they where.

2. Most brits, when pushed into saying what religion they are will say, jedi.

1.
geeky kid - man those jedi knights are sooooo cool, i wanna be one (making pathetic lightsabre noises and waving an invisible sword)

2.
Researcher - so sir, what religion are you?
Guy - erm, let me see.
Researcher - come on sir, its not a difficult question is it?
Guy - eeerrrmmm. Jedi?

jedi by TuBsy June 19, 2005

abs 

A.B.S. , originally came from an acronym for a very strong plastic. (acrylamitrideButabeneStyrene) Is what your mobile fone is probably made out of.

try saying that 3 times fast!

abs by TuBsy May 13, 2005

swinging monkeys 

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

swinging monkeys by TuBsy February 16, 2005

jack daniels

A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.

-a chav walks into a bar-

chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....

jack daniels by TuBsy February 16, 2005