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Neapolitan Icecream 

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)
I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!
Neapolitan Icecream by Phartman April 8, 2009

neapolitan ice cream 

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.
neapolitan ice cream by worlddom September 15, 2008

Neopolitan ice cream 

Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.
Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.

Neapolitan ice cream 

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever

The Neopolitan Ice Cream 

When a person makes love to theres partners anus and orgasms then proceeds to have there partner deficate on there tongue make a formation similar to Neopolitan ice cream
I can't eat ice cream ever again after i gave that bitch the neopolitan ice cream

Neapolitan Ice Cream 

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time
Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross
Neapolitan Ice Cream by kill m3 June 26, 2019
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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