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Neil Armstronged 

When someone steps on your freshly groomed and smoothed ski or snowboard drop-in run and makes a huge imprint which looks like the notorious shot of Neil Armstrong's footprint on the moon. The similarities are uncanny!
You have just finished smoothing out the drop-in line for snowboarding a handrail and then your buddy walks straight across the freshly smoothed run-in, making a huge impression of his boot smack in the middle of the run-in. At that point you shout "you just Neil Armstronged the drop in line bro!"
Neil Armstronged by Fringe Lab February 22, 2014
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Neil Armstrong 

First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...
Neil Armstrong by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

Neil Armstrong Middle School 

A shitty ass middle school that has confusing hallways and a generally bad staff with the exception of a few teachers. It's the home of bad, pointless rules and the infamous buddy room. Kids here do stupid shit here like try to get high off cough medicine. Considered by many to be the worst two years of their life.
Kid 1: Dude do you remember that one time at Neil Armstrong Middle School?

Kid 2: I hated that school! DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT!

Neil Armstrong 

v. The act of performing butt sex in space.
I Neil Armstronged that bitch while she was wearing her space apparatus.
Neil Armstrong by petewheeler June 18, 2009

The Neil Armstrong 

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin
The Neil Armstrong by Baboon11 September 1, 2021