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criminally negligent humor
She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.
criminally negligent humor by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023
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negligent discharge
1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.
2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)
2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)
When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.
After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.
After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.
negligent discharge by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013
negrocentric
when an african american insists on themselves as being the superior race and start doggin on yo swag.
negrocentric by megadong July 7, 2009
Negletentative
Negletentative by moo62 September 10, 2010
negrocentric
When black people won't talk to you because you're white. The usual cause of segregation in schools or the military. Whereas white people are generally open and friendly to people of other races, blacks generally are more standoffish; tending to hang with people of their own race. Possibly one of the negative side-effects of having one's ancestors owned by another's.
"Man you notice how none of the black dudes never talk to us?"
"Don't sweat it they're just being negrocentric.
"Don't sweat it they're just being negrocentric.
negrocentric by wannabeawigger October 9, 2008
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