Negliment 

A negative compliment

Negliment - "You look really nice today, you should wear make-up more often"

Negliment by TwoBobby April 17, 2017

criminally negligent humor 

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

criminally negligent humor by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

nigligent 

An alternative to the word negligent to refer to one acting like a nigger or commiting niggerish acts.

Why did you steal that kids bike? That was pretty nigligent of you.

nigligent by CeoOfPopeyes May 12, 2007

nigligent 

when one is playing into the stereotype of being black

Stop being nigligent and pay your child support!

nigligent by Joshua Garrison November 27, 2007

Window of negligence 

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

Window of negligence by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

nigligent discharge

A black on black shooting.

Tyrone suffered from a nigligent discharge and died after stealing Trayvons watermellon flavored jolly ranchers.

nigligent discharge by JewishEasterBunny December 2, 2013

negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

negligent discharge by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013