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Negligedit

To make an edit in any NLE (non linear editor) for broadcast television in one's dressing gown (usually remotely). This can be applied to any similar form of clothing e.g. kimono, peignoir, caftan, robe de chambre etc... In the context of an episode of a TV programme a negligedit can be spotted easily by its casual slap-dash application and out of place shot choice. In a recent study about 76% of negligedits were made in the popular bug riddled 'Media Composer' NLE application.
"I think the wide shot of the audience at 10:23:45:00 isn't neccessary, was that a negligedit or what? change it back to the presenters CU immediately please"
by 1ronm4n August 16, 2023
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criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.
She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023
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negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)
When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.
by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013
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negligeent

When you answer the door or walk by open windows in your negligee.
She opted to throw a towel over her skimpy night gown lest someone catch her in a moment of negligeence.
by hothotgeek November 22, 2004
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negligenius

The fine line between negligence and genius.

Used primarily to describe feats of engineering or maintenence. Most often seen in cash poor, resource rich environments - developing nations being the prime example.
Our upstairs neighbour asked the landlord to replace her mouldy, disintegrating shower curtain one day while she was out. When she came home, she found a brand spanking new shower curtain hanging up, but this one was a good 20 cm too short to actually curtain the shower.

She mentioned this small, but fairly important, problem to the landlord and the next day she came home to find not a new, longer shower curtain, nor a strip of plastic stapled onto the bottom of the old one.

Instead, the shower rail had been wrenched out of its fittings and reaffixed into some holes that had been whacked into the tiles 20 centimetres lower down the wall.

Her bathroom now looked like a construction site, but she had a functional shower. That, my friends, is negligenius.
by datakid October 17, 2011
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Negligent Friendacide

The term used when a friend has been extremely busy that they haven't been able to communicate regularly with their friends.
Ashley: Hey Brittany, have you heard from Nick lately?

Brittany: He's always at work. He's totally committing negligent friendacide.
by Slikniky September 7, 2013
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choad negligent

Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.
Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent
by Supercooldudeman March 31, 2009
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