negligeent 

When you answer the door or walk by open windows in your negligee.

She opted to throw a towel over her skimpy night gown lest someone catch her in a moment of negligeence.

negligeent by hothotgeek November 22, 2004

Alabama negligee

In rural Alabama women often wear a sheep costume to lure men into bed.

Mary Sue you got your Alabama negligee on back in the back of the trailer?

Alabama negligee by I, Wreckerrr July 14, 2018

criminally negligent humor 

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

criminally negligent humor by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

nigligent 

An alternative to the word negligent to refer to one acting like a nigger or commiting niggerish acts.

Why did you steal that kids bike? That was pretty nigligent of you.

nigligent by CeoOfPopeyes May 12, 2007

negligee 

A negligee is a form of lingerie that looks like a short sundress. it covers everywhere from the breast to the mid thigh. usually made of a soft fabric. and usually made to be sexy nightwear.

She wore the sexist negligee to bed with with me.

negligee by Brian C. Butler December 28, 2005

nigligent 

when one is playing into the stereotype of being black

Stop being nigligent and pay your child support!

nigligent by Joshua Garrison November 27, 2007

Window of negligence 

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

Window of negligence by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016