1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.

I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.

1 man 2 needles by Prostate Exam May 28, 2014

Related Words

Needle man • 1man2needles • needleanyhomo • needlebanger • Needlemin • needlemonger • NeedlesAndThorns • needle candy • Needle-match • needle dick

needleanyhomo

A young teen between the ages of 13 - 16, who likes to act like no one could, beat them in a fight and they like to pick fights with people they dont know.

needleanyhomo: fight me pussy
random teen: Who the hell are you?
needleanyhomo: you dont need to know me

random teen : ??????
needleanyhomo : fight me !!!!
random teen : your make your self look dumb
needleanyhomo : you know you would loose that fight pussy
random teen : hey man fuck you i dont even know you and your picking a fight with me and your pissing me off
needleanyhomo :your just pissed because you know you will loose that fight

needleanyhomo by bob drywall April 12, 2010

needlebanger

A person who shoots up drugs instead of snorting them. Spoken to me by a strung out druggie, so it must be true.

She didn't snort the heroin like she said she did, she's a needlebanger!

needlebanger by livininacountryghetto March 11, 2015

Needlemin

A figure made of needles that sews you up in your dreams. It kills you. An evil creature that kills you in your mind. It will scare the SHIT out of you. It cums in many different forms.

The Needlemin scared the shit out of me, LITERALLY, I woke up with crap all over me! :(

Needlemin by CreeperX2000 June 7, 2018

needlemonger

A person who is a prize cunt who likes to nag a lot

You are an utter needlemonger.

needlemonger by AnotherPersonYouDontKnow October 1, 2020

NeedlesAndThorns

a really handsome dude, but very gay. fruity as fuck.

A: "Woah! is that NeedlesAndThorns? that dadfucker looking so pretty rn.."

B: "fr... i wish i was him..."

NeedlesAndThorns by hotsexytwink July 17, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026