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Needlemin

A figure made of needles that sews you up in your dreams. It kills you. An evil creature that kills you in your mind. It will scare the SHIT out of you. It cums in many different forms.
The Needlemin scared the shit out of me, LITERALLY, I woke up with crap all over me! :(
by CreeperX2000 June 7, 2018
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Dry Needling

The consensual act of being fucked in the ass without the use of lube.
Good Lord, Janis! You forgot the lube. I know you like it rough, but are sure you’re ready for dry needling?
by Ihateemail December 9, 2019
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Needlepoint

Cleanest, high purity, and most sought after crystal of LSD... Thought to only exist in history books these days... But it's still there and the keepers of the light choose wisely who gets to take the journey and who does not... Though few and far between the light still shines brightly and will never we allowed to fully go out by these special protectors(God bless um)
Needlepoint is nothing something you find but more something that finds the right people...
by The Show Fairy November 18, 2015
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needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.
Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.
by mike April 10, 2004
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needledick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin
by j.s. June 7, 2004
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Needlesick

Going through withdrawals due to intravenous drug use. Most often heroin.
Man I'm so fucking needlesick I'm shitting my pants I gotta get a point of smack.
by JUNK.FUCK February 16, 2017
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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 9, 2003
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