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Needis

A young man who loves to enter the den to play madden, get his heaves in, and burn himself while taking dabs.
It’s smells like Jesus pieces in here Needis, what the fuck where you smoking?
by MenohMonoh69 May 18, 2019
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Neenis Pipe

The PENIS, especially a strong and proud one.
"How'd you go last night Chownaaay"

"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"
by Albert Dickfos December 30, 2016
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Business Needs

Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.
We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.
by Eric Wood May 5, 2005
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nerdisms

The practices or behavior of nerds. Antics of nerds. Nerdiness.
Being a D&D/WOW freak, extreme gamer, or builder of insane bioshock costumes are all examples of various nerdisms.
by carson810 July 15, 2011
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.
That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him
by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018
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He needs some milk

A phrase you say when somebody gets hurt/injured.
(Guy falls on his face)
You: He needs some milk!
by Dash180 April 3, 2016
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