Needis
A young man who loves to enter the den to play madden, get his heaves in, and burn himself while taking dabs.
Needis by MenohMonoh69 May 18, 2019
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Neenis Pipe
"How'd you go last night Chownaaay"
"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"
"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"
Neenis Pipe by Albert Dickfos December 30, 2016
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Needis • need i say more • needs • nerdish • nerdism • neenis • nerdist • Neebis • neediot • needs a date with a razor
Business Needs
Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.
Business Needs by Eric Wood May 5, 2005
dental plan, lisa needs braces
a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
dental plan, lisa needs braces by Olly J July 8, 2005
special needs cannon
A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.
special needs cannon by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018
He needs some milk
He needs some milk by Dash180 April 3, 2016
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