Grace: Waaah my cat just got shot I really need you to comfort me.
Grace: I can't get through this without you.
Grace: Why aren't you replying?
Grace: Do you hate me?
Mortimer: Shut up you needpot.

needpot by Trendall July 15, 2011

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nerdiot

a smart person who plays dumb.

That girl is such a nerdiot!

nerdiot by Anonymous55555555 July 10, 2005

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nerdiotyping

calling someone a nerd before getting to know them

"Dude mike is such a fucking nerd"
"You don't even know the guy, stop nerdiotyping him"

nerdiotyping by goodish July 5, 2018

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nerdiot

Someone whomst is an dumb but smart at the same time. They usually are dumb as fuck most of the time, but are smart sometimes. They can be unbelievingly stupid one minute then really intelligent the next minute.

Nick: "You're dumb and smart, that means you're a nerdiot!"
Mike: "Wh-huh-what the fuck is a nerdiot?"

nerdiot by Crabics February 12, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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