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Necrobation 

An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.

Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.
Necrobation by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007
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Necrobation 

the grim and frostbitten doings of the necroyeti as he bloodlustfully praises satans unholy allmightyness in the woods at midnight.
the necroyetti necrobated on the norweigen mountain of yesiadhusduef.
Necrobation by Kyla April 1, 2005

necrobating

Masturbating, knowingly or unknowingly, to pictures or video of a person who has passed away. (The pictures or video must have been taken while said person was alive, otherwise the act is sick instead of merely creepy.)
Ami Jordan died last week? Why didn't anyone tell me? Shit, that means I've been necrobating all this time!
necrobating by uwg June 24, 2010

necrobation 

1. Masturbating with your hand after it has been cut off.
(EXTREEEEME the stranger)
2. Your penis has frostbite
and/or gangrene yet you still jack off.
3. You travel forwards in time and have sex with yourself after you've died.
4. You clone yourself, kill your clone, and jack off using its hands/rectum.
Phil was totally making too much noise last night during his necrobation session after his surgery. At least he's making the best of having gangrene.
necrobation by Sil Phung May 15, 2008

negrobatic 

Adj. - An unnigrofied homo erectis with the attributes contributing toward being a full blow nigger
A gangstrafied whigga pulls into a bar. He walks in, sits down, and unbeknowgest to himself says "Yo, gets me yo best 40ty!" Then the white man sitting next to him says "Wow, thats negrobatic"
negrobatic by Whittest Mann September 3, 2006

Neurobotics 

1. The occupational field of building, studying or designing robotics (or robots) that emulate "pathetic humans." quotation unattributed
2. In Computer Science, a branch of research concerned with the study (or application) of algorithms, designs and concepts from the field of Robotics directed at analyzing, assisting (e.g. rehabilitation, in cases of impairment or truncation in appendages due to injury, or resulting from neuropathy or developmental pathology), or mimicking functions or structures in human kinesiology or movement.

~Probably bastard from "neuro-" (combining form connotative to a nerve, nerves or nervous systems) + "Robotics," itself a bastard words coined by Isaac Asimov (1941).
"Neurobotics!... That's a thing, right?"

"That bikini-barista should never have given up on her primary occupational pursuits in Neurobotics."

~ Neuroboticist - "That damned Neuroboticist - he gets all the credit, but he's always just trying to copy me!"
Neurobotics by Sam Clemency March 1, 2010