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Necromical

The book of the Grop.
"Where have you hidden the Necromical?"
by Mackmocky5 August 9, 2009
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Necrocidal

Having the desire to kill zombies.
I was feeling necrocidal last night, so I put Left 4 Dead 2 in my Xbox 360.
by SmelMyFinger December 19, 2010
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Necrofecalbestiality

A bizarre and dangerous fetish that requires an abundance of excrement, both human and animal, that the living human smears all over the dead animal. Any animal will do, but only if its been dead long enough for the decay to be both nasally offensive and of course maggoty in texture. The human male (it's almost always a he - except in the much rarer lesbonecrofecalbestiality) then proceeds to violate the animal corpse, in the ungodly act of sodomy, until the rotting flesh and interspecies shit forms a sort of paste, which the man then spreads on a cracker and tries to trick people into eating, even going so far as to fabricate a completely made up word for the putrescence: pate.
party goer 1: "Hey, I'm not so sure about this party. The host looks like he's been rolling in dead shit, and he's been touching all the food. I think I just lost my appetite."
party goer 2: "Don't be ignorant! He's a gourmet! Look, have you tried this pate? Its to die for!"
thoughts of the guy who does necrofecalbestiality: "Hehehehehe, my sexual arousal has so peaked! this is much better than collecting pink socks"
by Alpha&Omega September 22, 2005
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Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac

A person that has an abnormal attraction to having sex with dead baby animals of the same sex, while shitting on them and lighting them on fire.
Bob: Do you see that man over there?
John: Yes, what of him?
Bob: I heard he was a Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac
by Jarrod Comstock March 4, 2009
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necronomical

'Hey man, you see that corpse? It was necronomical!"
by Heffry September 3, 2010
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Necrofecaliac

A man who obtains orgasms by shitting on dead people
My mom is a necrofecaliac, she shit on poor dead uncle howie
by Rusty Trimble November 26, 2003
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Necrofecalfeliac

One who has anal sex with multiple corpses at one time.
The local mortuary will not hire me because i am a necrofecalfeliac.
by Jtbagginurmom October 24, 2016
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