Neaglis

a noob who likes to eat with left hand and wipe shit with right hand.

Neaglis! wipe your bum with the correct hand you bum

by ♨💋 𝐬ρ€𝔢Ƥ 💗♤ October 5, 2021

Neaglis

Somebody who doesn't drink water and is a mere silver

look at this Speep, such a neaglis.

In memory of motherfucking idiot

by ✪Speep August 15, 2021

Negliside

Negliside is an unpleasant discovery or situation....like when you find out some shit that you'd really rather not deal with....

Something that is wrong or went wrong....something negative......

Negliside = not good.

Negliside = evilness

Negliside = ugliness

Negliside = absence of coolness

Negliside = something disgusting

Negliside = foul

Negliside = dissapointing

Negliside = something to say

Negliside = slimy

Negliside = some serious stank

Negliside = bad

This dude was cleaning up some yard bags of twigs and other miscellaneous shit that had been sitting out for a couple of years...when he was cleaning it up it was filled with all kinds of foul "negliside" consisting of bugs and other unpleasant shit that spilled out on to him causing unfavorable conditions. Pure "negliside"!

There is a fight at the party and the cops roll up and ask now what's this "negliside" all about?? (negliside is the shit that is going down!)

You are walking your dog in the park and unbeknownst to you, you step in a mess of "negliside" from another dog.

A situation occurs at work that has everyone upset. You're like this is some straight up "negliside" right here.

That "negliside" just happened!

When the mayor saw all the dead rabbits in the street he said "This is the worst case of "negliside" I've ever seen!

Also if there is nothing to say and you feel the need to say something you can just be like....."negliside"...and it works just like that!

Like if someone has some raw body odor kicking you can be like you've got a serious "negliside" problem that needs to be dealt with pronto!

If your stocks close down for the day and are in a downward spiral you are without question a victim of "negliside"

by BugleT July 29, 2009

Nealism

The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.

Catholic: Wow, that Julian is quite the math wiz.
Jew: Of course he is, he practices Nealism.

by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018

Nealism

Something retarded that someone does that can be likened to the one and only Neal Alan Piper. Ergo a 'Nealism'

Neal spent all his loan on a mac book pro and had no money left to eat, pay rent or go out?

Fail, that's a Nealism.

by tinotin February 9, 2010

Naglis

A 6’5” God like Lithuanian with a 10 inch cock.He fears no man and the has the mentality of a lion .he does not seek validation from others, others seek validation from him.

Look!It cant be ,its Naglis.Hes so sexy i Could die right now.

by DreadMaster0000 November 23, 2021

neagles

Surname attributed to the assault of unwitting Caucasian youths or bros who are misheard in loud night clubs, bowling alleys and the occasional Sunday Sermon.

Chase and Brad were accosted by a young group of African-Americans when Chase inquired "You got this weak blow from Neagles didn't you? Neagles is always cutting our shit up. That's why I don't fuck with Neagles anymore"

by MantamMenace December 19, 2016