Nealism 

The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.

Catholic: Wow, that Julian is quite the math wiz.
Jew: Of course he is, he practices Nealism.

Nealism by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018

Nealism 

Something retarded that someone does that can be likened to the one and only Neal Alan Piper. Ergo a 'Nealism'

Neal spent all his loan on a mac book pro and had no money left to eat, pay rent or go out?

Fail, that's a Nealism.

Nealism by tinotin February 9, 2010

Neilism 

Neilism is the Religion to end all other religions.

http://wiki.illemonati.com/Neilism

Neilism by Fay-double I-Rah January 11, 2009

nialism 

A term frequently used by adolescents as a misspelling of the word nihilism, to the point of becomming a popular cliche. The term is often used to in the context of common misconceptions of the philosophy, which are usually an excuse to advocate self-destructive behaviours among their peers.

"NIALISM ROX" Sharpy penned unto a fourteen year olds arm.

nialism by FredSneakers November 14, 2006

Neilism 

Quirky, odd and eccentric behaviour by people called Neil

Wow, that’s such a Neilism.

You’re becoming a Neilism

Neilism by Grungy September 17, 2021

Neilism 

The worship of Neil Patrick Harris

"Dude, check out my room, its decked out with NPH stuff. Mugs, t-shirts, etc."
"Have you converted to Neilism?"

Neilism by seniordouschenugget February 8, 2012

Nealisim

A person that is kinda butch and kinda pettie. Kind of a catch. He/she get others to come over. Also sex on a stick.

He walked in the room with such a nealisim ever yone turned their head in his direction.

Nealisim by Rico2268 December 29, 2018