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The cross between Spiders and Sheep. They are deadly because they look so damn innocent and docile. An eight legged fanged sheep capable of scaling buildings. They are engineered in New Zealand by the company Beauville Industries.
"SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
"The Speep are loose? I hope you have made your peace with Jesus!"
speep by Bluv-arich-ski-derson January 11, 2008
Words you can keep
Speeping is spooning in your sleep.
Shall we spoon until we fall asleep? Yes, lets speep!
Speep by hello19881988 January 25, 2011
A speep, more commonly known as the "male queef," refers to the expulsion of a small amount of air from the urethra, exiting the meatus or "penis hole".
The term is derived from the distinct, yet faint sound made when one "speeps".

"Stop acting like a little speep."

also may be used as adjective:

"eddie is looking especially speepy today, don't you agree?"
Speep by chris speepmaster September 30, 2008
A fast like action that moves very quickly with no one seeing this action.
I speeped my mother’s money into my wallet.
Speep by BigHunter50 November 19, 2018
when you’re dyslexic and spell speed wrong
speep — wait that’s not right, i meant speed
*changes it to speeb*
wait
that’s not right either
speep by atinyguy January 8, 2020
short and fat idiot nerd, often used as an insult or a threat.
its like turning someone into a pancake
person 1: IM GOING TO SPEEP YOU
person 2: NO PLEASE DONT
yo that guy is a total speep he sucked my dick
speep by bonker34 August 21, 2021
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