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ACHOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-navirus

A tragic, non-contagious disease that makes you sneeze really weird, especially making long, exaggerated "wee" sounds at the end of sneezes.
Often nicknamed "sneeze disease" or "ACHOOEEE...-navirus" due to it's name being too long.
Person A: *makes a weird sneeze noise*
Person B: What was that?! Do you have ACHOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-navirus?!

naviguesser 

noun - A person similar to a navigator, but who has either no idea of how to get to where one is going or only a vague idea, and they therefore attempt to give directions that are very bad or completely wrong.

Can also be used as a verb - navigeussing
Matt and Jim were trying to drive from LA to Ventura, but end up heading towards Bakersfield:

Jim "Did we miss the turn of for the 101? I thought you were paying attention to the signs."

Matt "Um, I thought we take the 5 all the way up.

Jim "Good job naviguesser, can't you use mapquest?"
naviguesser by ahack March 4, 2009

naviguessing 

The art of navigating when you have no idea what you are doing and know full well that your directions will likely result in going the wrong way.
I'm naviguessing that we should take this next left turn.

Naviguessor 

The person sitting shot gun in a vehicle who is in charge of relaying information to the driver about the vehicles course, but has no idea how to get to the destination or read a map.
John the naviguessor made Todd the driver do three U-turns before they got to the mall.
Naviguessor by w0rdy August 8, 2009

Navicucu 

best silly little grox ever. so kawae, love this kotsie everleigh preppy monke quen. luv it. go. quen. yes. slay. pussy, pop, quinn.
Yazenia: "Honey ! Come for dinner!"
Ashe: "SHUT UP MOM OH MY GOD, I'M CALLING NAVICUCU!"
Saffy: "That's damn right, silly lil groxie pie!"
Navicucu: "Mhm, u little spore friendo!"
Navicucu by anonymous October 28, 2022
Navidul’s full name is Md.Navidul Hossain Adnan
And he’s a legend
My name is Navidul
Navidul by Adnan 69 November 21, 2023