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ACHOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-navirus
A tragic, non-contagious disease that makes you sneeze really weird, especially making long, exaggerated "wee" sounds at the end of sneezes.
Often nicknamed "sneeze disease" or "ACHOOEEE...-navirus" due to it's name being too long.
Often nicknamed "sneeze disease" or "ACHOOEEE...-navirus" due to it's name being too long.
Person A: *makes a weird sneeze noise*
Person B: What was that?! Do you have ACHOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-navirus?!
Person B: What was that?! Do you have ACHOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-navirus?!
naviguesser
noun - A person similar to a navigator, but who has either no idea of how to get to where one is going or only a vague idea, and they therefore attempt to give directions that are very bad or completely wrong.
Can also be used as a verb - navigeussing
Can also be used as a verb - navigeussing
Matt and Jim were trying to drive from LA to Ventura, but end up heading towards Bakersfield:
Jim "Did we miss the turn of for the 101? I thought you were paying attention to the signs."
Matt "Um, I thought we take the 5 all the way up.
Jim "Good job naviguesser, can't you use mapquest?"
Jim "Did we miss the turn of for the 101? I thought you were paying attention to the signs."
Matt "Um, I thought we take the 5 all the way up.
Jim "Good job naviguesser, can't you use mapquest?"
naviguesser by ahack March 4, 2009
naviguessing
The art of navigating when you have no idea what you are doing and know full well that your directions will likely result in going the wrong way.
naviguessing by Boondogglers Anonymous August 28, 2013
Naviguessor
The person sitting shot gun in a vehicle who is in charge of relaying information to the driver about the vehicles course, but has no idea how to get to the destination or read a map.
Naviguessor by w0rdy August 8, 2009
Navicucu
best silly little grox ever. so kawae, love this kotsie everleigh preppy monke quen. luv it. go. quen. yes. slay. pussy, pop, quinn.
Navidul
My name is Navidul
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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