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National Blake Day 

National Blake Day - December 20th: The whole day you can only speak to Blake and nobody else
Grace: “I want to speak to my friend”
Blake: “No it’s National Blake Day”
Grace: “Fine... I guess I’m stuck with you”
National Blake Day by blakelamude December 19, 2018
Words you can keep

National Blake Parker Day

The day where everyone worships the most beautiful and best human being to walk this Earth.
Omg its national Blake Parker day we better get the decorations out, and start praising.

National kiss Blake day 

September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice
Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me

National Bloke Day 

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.
Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

national bake a rapist day 

On September the 21st, hunt down your favourite rapists and bake them in an oven of your choice, at anything above 180 degrees for as long as you desire. Have a good time.
Today is national bake a rapist day! Come here *insert name of rapist*! Let me bake you in the oven!

National bake a rapist day 

National bake a rapist day takes place on the 27th of September. It is a very important day, reason being that you can simply find a rapist and bake them. Heat them up in an oven of yourchoce, at whatever temperature you desire. (Really, you can do this when ever you want, but doing it on said date will wield the best results.) lets aim to make this day more well known, so that all rapists can die :D
Hot person:oh look, its a rapist! CMERE BOI! ITS NATIONAL BAKE A RAPIST DAY! YOU’RE GOING IN MY OVEN!!

National Blame Everything On Willy Day 

Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.
National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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