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National Blake Parker Day

The day where everyone worships the most beautiful and best human being to walk this Earth.
Omg its national Blake Parker day we better get the decorations out, and start praising.

National kiss Blake day 

September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice
Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me

National Bloke Day 

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.
Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

national bake a rapist day 

On September the 21st, hunt down your favourite rapists and bake them in an oven of your choice, at anything above 180 degrees for as long as you desire. Have a good time.
Today is national bake a rapist day! Come here *insert name of rapist*! Let me bake you in the oven!

National bake a rapist day 

National bake a rapist day takes place on the 27th of September. It is a very important day, reason being that you can simply find a rapist and bake them. Heat them up in an oven of yourchoce, at whatever temperature you desire. (Really, you can do this when ever you want, but doing it on said date will wield the best results.) lets aim to make this day more well known, so that all rapists can die :D
Hot person:oh look, its a rapist! CMERE BOI! ITS NATIONAL BAKE A RAPIST DAY! YOU’RE GOING IN MY OVEN!!

National Blame Everything On Willy Day 

Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.
National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!