A funny black man who is good with the ladies but often falls in love too quickly. You should always be friends with a nashon, he knows how to make you laugh when you're upset.
Girl 1; omg! That guy is so hot! What's his name?!
Girl 2; oh, that's nashon, he's my bestfriend, he's so funny. You should hit him up!
A attractive Boy (usually mixed with a different race and black) who likes to make people laugh and is very good with ladies. Nashon is very outgoing and good at a lot of things and you should be friends with him because he could cheer you up when needed
Girl 1:“Omg girl who is thay?!”, Girl 2: “oh thats Nashon he is soooo cute”
She is the type of person to make you smile non-stop. She is super caring, sweet and beautiful. She is a tough little noodle and is very protective of her man. She'll make your heart melt from her words and make you laugh until it hurts, then she'll feel bad and comfort you. A Nashoni is someone who is very special to you, someone you should always keep around in your life. She's also known as the Romper Queen.
Jordan: She seems like she's cool.
Nick: Yeah, she's a Nashoni
To be convinced to play a game of butt darts in a retail bathroom.
"He told me he had a awsome new game that he found at the local retail store. But when we got into the restroom I knew something was up when he told me to drop my pants and grab the counter. Man I almost got Nashorned bad."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.