/jaSHən/ The joy of the unspoken expression of individuality with respect for the planet by exclusively supporting eco-friendly brands of apparel, accessories & decor, thereby elevating social consciousness as a new stylish jashion trend.
He’s the most affectionate, passionate person you could ever meet. He can be clingy at times, but you still can’t stop talking to him. He would always listen to your problems, and never judges you. He is handsome and he has a high demand. Having a Jashon in your life is a blessing.
A gay person who would say they would smash their mom just to be funny but end up grossing everyone out and somehow hangs out with people who he doesn’t even know names just because they are the coolest gang at school he wears way too much cologne and is ugly as fu**. If you see one notify your school immediately,
Joshton is a stud. You will never meet anyone else like him, he lives with all his heart and is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet. If you ever find a joshton keep him never let him go, if you ever date a joshton marry him because you will never find anyone else like him out there. Consider yourself very lucky
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.