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Autocorrecting 

When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.

When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.

If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.
Autocorrecting by tsteele937 May 31, 2023
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Autocorrecting 

When you are talking or telling a story and someone in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting grammar mistakes or details about your story.

For instance, if you were telling a story about a gray car and the person says, “actually it was silver” and you continue with your story and mention that it was on Wednesday and that person says, “actually it was on a Thursday” and you continue and say that it occurred in the evening and they interrupt and say “actually it was in the late afternoon.”

Then you tell them to stop autocorrecting you.
Sophia if you don’t stop autocorrecting me I’m gonna knock you out.

Liv, you would have a lot more friends if you didn’t autocorrect people all the time.
Autocorrecting by tsteele937 May 31, 2023

false autocorrecting 

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector
Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.
Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

autocorrupting 

Annoying, irreverent, irrelevant or antonyms getting selected as output word when typing on keypads with automatic suggestions settings turned on.
New word Autocorrupting is being proposed by taking cue from word 'autocorrect' which is used in settings related to typing software, we observed a need for word related to situation when annoying, irreverent, irrelevant or antonyms gets selected as output word when typing on keypads with automatic suggestions settings turned on. This phenomenon being especially seen when typing words of a different language in English.
The colloquial phrase 'challa problem', a mix of initial Telugu and

following English word, meant to indicate a lot of problem at (some issue under discussion), getting typed as 'challan problem' which indicates a specific type of money transaction payment for some government services.
autocorrupting by @t_raveendra February 24, 2021

premature autocorrection 

When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.
When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.

autocorrexting 

When you send a text message of random auto-correct words. Using two fingers, type random letters on an iphone until autocorrect makes a word. Then a space must be made to start a new word. A word can be re-started if no correction is offered.
(These names were invented with autocorrexting.)

Rowland Chairlift: "Cindy brings Jordan brunch"
Legs McGraw: "Rocket gospel soaked godsend"
Boots McJob: "Baring Vatican ovary"
Mugs McClain: "Overthrust effects uterus"
Bummer Dewy: "Gherkin coffin"
Keri McCray: "Forked towels"
Seahorse Castro: "Guido scene deleted"
autocorrexting by wBrynn November 19, 2011
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