A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag
football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you
will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer
trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.