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Person: Omg guys, did you see Naplis high yesterday in that lacrosse game? they totally KILLED severna park!

Person 2: You know it takes basically no effort just to add the "ah" sound before naplis right?

Person: Yeah but we be gangster up here in naptown
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Naples Boy 

a white teenage boy who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give him a lot of money and sluts line up to suck him off.
Yo, James is a Naples Boy. He always flaunts his money and his mom & dad bought him a Porsche! I am so jealous that he has so many bitches. He must double dip the chicken wing every-night.
Naples Boy by URBAN USERRRR October 7, 2018
Related Words
Naplis • naples • Naglis • Nalisha • nailist • Nalish • naplash • Naylissah • nailism • Napist

Naples Girl

a white teenage girl who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give her a lot of money and jocks line up to fuck her.
Yo, Molly is a Naples Girl. She always flaunts her money and her mom & dad bought her a Porsche! I am so jealous that she has so many boyfriends.
Naples Girl by URBAN USERRRR October 9, 2018

Naptist Church 

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.
Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church
Naptist Church by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Nalisa Bedassie 

Nalisa is smart and beautiful. She is an angel but don't dare hurt the people she loves or prepare for a storm. She cares for all her friends and love them very much. Never mess with her friends . She always says "mess with me I'll get over it , but mess with my friends and I'll be crazy as hell"
Dana and Nalisa Bedassie are besties forever.
What happens to you when you start nodding off and then you jerk your head back suddenly. Happens a lot when staying on the computer too long. Very dangerous if driving.
If you didn't get enough sleep, and you're driving, please pull over at the first instance of naplash. If possible, get coffee or walk around, or take a proper nap.

I was trying to play SWG the other night, but one of the people in our group kept disconnectin, and I started sufferin naplash.
naplash by Leif April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 18, 2005
a white rich city in Florida..

also called nap town, nappy town, nipples, and 2tres9 *239*

snowbirds come every winter and totally kill the roads. and they drive slow as hell. which is why it takes years to get anywhere.
dayum.. she lives in naples what a rich bitch.

youre goin to naples?? in december?? wow... ur gonna be sitting in ur car for a long-ass time. watch for the snow birds
Naples by cougar-cute January 15, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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