Naoni
Naoni is a person that will act like your friend then lie to you. She will also talk shit behind your back.
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Naoni
Naoni is the prettiest person in the world and whoever made the first definition about her is a liar and probably smells like ass anyways Naoni is a person that stays by side through everything Naoni is also someone who the funniest person on earth period Pooh
Naoni is so funny
naomidrome
I think I saw Brandon Boyd posting in the Naomidrome comment section, but I’m not sure if it was really him. Doesn’t he live in a yurt?
naomidrome by Definition Observer September 25, 2020
nani the fuck
The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
nani the fuck by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017
Naomi Woods
A very attractive pornstar who ruined it all by getting a bad tan, brown hair and worst of all god awful plastic surgery.
Naomi Woods by lissapollazao February 12, 2018
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Nanite by Whythefucknut August 5, 2016
Naomi
This is a woman, you can trust, extremely smart. She will give you all of her heart IF you are lucky! A Naomi is strong, funny...normally very much creatures of habit. She is spiritual in part due to her name being in the bible. You can go to her for great advice on just about anything....she can be honest to a fault. If you ask her opinion she will give it to you! They say Naomi women are intuitive. She has an inner and outer sexiness about her...and if you get a Naomi in her mid-to late 30's and older...she will be the best loving partner you will ever have--something about how she learns and takes that with her--not afraid to try things. She gives as good as she gets and then some!
She is extremely loyal to all her friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest women you will ever meet will be a Naomi. If you can get one....KEEP HER!! She is the kind of girl you take to meet your parents--she is the marrying kind.
She is extremely loyal to all her friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest women you will ever meet will be a Naomi. If you can get one....KEEP HER!! She is the kind of girl you take to meet your parents--she is the marrying kind.
Naomi by Richchriscor4u August 28, 2013
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