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Nanoprick 

Science meets sex, something small that has big consequences

hypodermic/organic injection of nanobots
or the device/organ that injects the nanobots/wetware

Nano: Extremely small, One billionth
A brief period of time

Prick (noun): A pointed object, such as an ice pick, needle, or thorn

Prick (verb): To transplant (seedlings, for example) before final planting
Jack's nanoprick was so small and quick, Jill's particle microscope couldn't even locate it.

Dick nanopricked Jane, but she never even saw him enter the room.
Nanoprick by talmud September 13, 2009

nanopartified 

To be reduced to nanoparticles. In other words, gg.

Hokkien equivalent: chui
My report became powder. <-> My report chui liao lah. <-> My report was nanopartified.
nanopartified by yy, ming, dan March 15, 2010

nanolympic second 

nanolympic second (noun): the irrationally and unreasonably short period of time in which a casual or even first-time observer of obscure Olympic sports will become convinced that he or she has mastered the subtle nuances and intricacies of the sport to the point where he or she believes to be able to speak authoritatively about said sport.
Jane: Ooooh, that form break on her inward two and a half is probably going to cost our diver a medal.

Fred: Well, it seems it’s to have only taken you all of a nanolympic second to become a preeminent authority on diving, which is pretty amazing since you haven’t seen someone so much as fall into a pool in your entire life.
nanolympic second by grynch22 August 8, 2012

nanopenis 

An abnormally small penis. Smaller than a micropenis and almost unrecognizable. News-medical defines it as a penis 5 standard deviations below the mean size for the age of the patient, or smaller than 1.2 in for an adult. Martin Leung is the only man confirmed to have or have had such a disorder.
"I feel so emasculated, I got a micropenis."
"At least you're not Martin Leung, he's got a nanopenis."
nanopenis by mamameola May 30, 2014

nanophallus 

penis that is measured in nanometers
open your pants and look down, you will see a nanophallus
nanophallus by thackerz123 December 21, 2008

Nanotyrannus 

A dinosaur that never existed lol.
-Nanotyrannus isn't a valid genus.
Nanotyrannus by BOI399 April 19, 2018