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nanopenis 

An abnormally small penis. Smaller than a micropenis and almost unrecognizable. News-medical defines it as a penis 5 standard deviations below the mean size for the age of the patient, or smaller than 1.2 in for an adult. Martin Leung is the only man confirmed to have or have had such a disorder.
"I feel so emasculated, I got a micropenis."
"At least you're not Martin Leung, he's got a nanopenis."
nanopenis by mamameola May 30, 2014
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Nanopenis 

A man that is so low class and small minded.. he is a nanopenis. It is a state.. not related to appendage size.
Dude..why are you such a nanopenis?
Nanopenis by Marg76 October 8, 2022

Nanogenix 

A being forged by the gods of luck themselves. It is said that his luck will destroy the world possibly in the next year. He radiates high amounts of bad luck that effects anyone who is foolish enough to pull an LR in his part.
“It is what it is” ~Nanogenix
Nanogenix by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

nanogenix 

Cool guy
You are a nanogenix
nanogenix by SupaSayin04 October 8, 2018

Nanogenix 

A youtuber who plays Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle and Dragon Ball Legends. He is known for having ungodly luck that is equal to or greater than the amount of money he drops into the game.

He may or may not be cheating on his wife with Rhymestyle.
Rhyme: Alright Nano, if you're so good why don't you do a multi summon and pull the new LR?
Nanogenix: Uhhhh... about that... I just pulled LR Golden Frieza.
Rhyme: NO!!! I TOLD YOU!!
Nanogenix by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

nonpenis 

A man with a penis so small that is like a clítoris , obviouslly he cannot have a normal sexual relatión . therefore he has sex like woman using ass like vagina and penis like clítoris
Nonpenis in imagefap
nonpenis by jan brawn April 25, 2008

Nanogenix 

Some skinny mf who spends 999999$ on every banner in every gacha game
Shut up you wannabe nanogenix
Nanogenix by VegitoZ February 20, 2021
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