nanophobe

One who has a phobia about nanoparticles or people called Murphy

Me: "I'd buy these sunscreens but I'm afraid the nanoparticles they use will be harmful to my health."
Murphy: "You're a nanophobe, Clint."

by BloodyClint February 13, 2017

nanophobe

One who has a phobia about nanoparticles due to their minuscule size.

"I'd love to use that product but the nanoparticles used to produce it make me nervous about the possible impacts my health. Does that make me a nanophobe?"

by BloodyClint February 13, 2017

Nomophobe

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.

Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.

by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015

Netophobe

netophobe- (net-uh-fohb) one who fears or hates the internet, noun. (Origin) from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the word phobe-a common form used to create a personal noun from the word phobia-derived from the Gk -phóbos, adj. fear, panic

I am not a netophobe, I just think you should be careful on the internet.

My friend is so technotarded about the internet that he has become a netophobe.

by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

nanophyte

A nanophyte is an employee who is helpless without their nanomanager. Nanophytes can be generally identified by a helpless look on their faces, punctuated by dark brown noses due to their incessant and persistent desire to be nanomanaged by their chain of command. In true nanomanager style, nanophytes are effectively additional arms of their nanomanager, yet do not possess the mental capabilities of full-fledged humans and rely on the nanomanager for most non-instinctive processes.

The department nanophytes (aces in their roles) waited obediently for instruction from the nanomanager, who controlled every detail of their day. Due to the off-site nanomanager meeting, the nanophytes skipped lunch as they could not decide on an appropriate breaktime without specific guidance from their nanomanager. This was fortunate, as lunch would have resulted in additional needs for bio-breaks, again, a challenge for nanophytes without proper supervision.

by Stage Left August 6, 2009

Nasophobia

The fear of breaking you nose.

Person 1: "What the fu*k is Nasophobia???"
Person 2: "It's the fear of breaking you nose. Idiot."
Person 1: "Oh. I knew that!!"

by xLOVELYYYYx July 21, 2009

napophobe

A person who is afraid of naps and/or napping.

Tired person: I'm so tired today..
Friend of tired person: Go take a nap!
Tired person: No! I hate naps!
Friend of tired person: You're such a napophobe.

by NeedsMoreSleep December 19, 2011