Nanoed 

To have been blitzed repeatedly, and you are unable to do anything about it resulting in tons of sacks.

That guys blitzes were incredible, I kept getting nanoed by him.

Nanoed by Phenomenon5 November 5, 2011

Nanoed 

To be knocked out or to knock out someone by a ultimate hay maker.

Guy: oh my fucking god what happened to you last night?

Other guy: I was drunk and hit this girl, her guy friend nanoed me.

Guy: Well you had it coming.
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(2)

Man: your fight was crazy.

Woman: Yeah, I nanoed him.

Nanoed by Vile Vendetta January 22, 2013

ninoed

1. Looks like you're going to win a sports bet, but suddenly you get screwed at the end of the game.

2. When you quit your job after working less than a week. (approximately 15 hours)

1. man 1: "DUDE! The Raiders were going to win that game"

man 2: "I know! I just got ninoed"

2. Dude, he only started working here a few days ago and he already quit! He totally ninoed!

ninoed by Marley11742 December 9, 2012

Nanodick 

Someone who's such an inconsequential and annoying prick that their capability to be truly obnoxious is reduced to a microscopic level, because no one bothers to pay any attention to their comments.

Bobby's always babbling about things that he can't even understand, that nanodick.

Nanodick by Phuqit October 17, 2010

nanced 

Surprise anal rape. Usually by a black man or Latino female wearing at minimum a 10'' strap on. Being "nanced" usually results in a trip to the hospital and years on therapy after.

Aw dude this Latino chick nanced me.... I think I might kill myself

nanced by Nathan nancer December 20, 2013

NanoDude 

A man of great power who suffers from his only strength, power. he plays weird indie and vr games. Somehow he has a girlfriend. he enjoys trolling people with op things and making monkey noises in the process to feel the sheer power of his superior knowledge coursing through his veins.

you: "Hey Nano can you stop?"
NanoDude: monkey noises

NanoDude by anonymous January 14, 2022

nanodick 

The penis length is on the nanoscale (one billionth of a meter)yet the scrotum and testicles are normally sized.

Bill can't have sex with any normal woman because he has a nanodick.

nanodick by MetalWarrior99 July 27, 2006