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Mario Nakazawa 

The namesake of Dr. Mario game.
Clueless guy: How did Gunpei Yokoi come up with Dr. Mario name?
You: The game is named after his friend, Mario Nakazawa.
Mario Nakazawa by Hduxu332 October 7, 2019

Mario Nakazawa 

The name of a notorious Japanese motherfucker who tortured hundreds of allied prisoners and civilian hostages during WWII. Sentenced to death in Tokyo trials.
Person A: Mario Nakazawa!
His grandpa who served in WWII: SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario Nakazawa by TaxasRangers2020 November 1, 2019

Dr. Mario Nakazawa

The person to whom Dr. Mario is dedicated.
Why is the game called Dr. Mario? It's named after Dr. Mario Nakazawa.

Mario Nakazawa 

A professor at Berea College. Also called Dr. Mario.
Student: I got an A in Mario Nakazawa's class.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.
Mario Nakazawa by TaxasRangers2020 November 3, 2021

Nakagawa 

The act of being extremely asian. A Nakagawa has very slanty eyes, or commonly referred to as a chink. The penis of a Nakagawa can be found using a very High Powered Electron Microscope. There is nothing Nakagawas like more than eating Gohan, Orange Chicken, and Dog Vagina. The most common way to spot a Nakagawa, is by seeing a chink that you just wanna stab with his Samurai Sword.
Fay: "Ay, did you see that Nakagawa?"

Evan: " Yeah, but he didn't see me..."
Nakagawa by Asians ate my Dog December 5, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026