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General Jose Nunez 

A well know Dominican army General who led an army of underage children, and lower class village people to numerous battles in the Dominican country side durning the great machete wars that took place in the streets of the Dominican Republic in the 1990s. Known for his policy to only engage in battles with woman and small children often attacking with the surprise of nightfall riding on his trusty donkey Renaldo in a captain crunch like uniform. After retiring due to being accused unethical army procedures he settled in the United States after crossing the boarder illegally. He has help many jobs, such as gay male prostitute, Carpenter for CWI, and Used Tire Shop owner. He currently resides with his family and a close older college male professor who he engages in homosexual activity with.
General Jose Nunez proudly gave the orders to burn the village and leave nothing for the dink’s.

It’s General Jose Nunez days at N & M Tires, come on in for a ballon blown up on the free air pump.
Related Words
NUNNEZ • nunnery • Nunez • nunner • nunnel • Nunness • Nunezcore • Nunezing • Nunned • nunned up

Darwin Nunez 

darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. hes such a sweetheart and also a fighter. darwizzy has my heart and he was MADE FOR LIVERPOOL. he bleeds red, and we the kop bleed for him! he will do amazing things as he already has. people who hate him are just jealous but we dont even care. the people that hate on him have only made him more loveable. if you dont appreciate him from the bottom of your heart, then from the bottom of my heart, i feel bad for you.
darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. im so glad my time on earth coincides with his
Darwin Nunez by liverpool266 April 12, 2023

Nunezing 

To be a gay male who pleasures a sugar daddy who you know is wealthy to buy you trucks or houses. Often being a submissive slut to pleasures orally and anally to a individual twice your age.
Jose is Nunezing the college professor to get ahead in life.

Prostock is Nunezing for money now that he lost his job.
Nunezing by Mr Magoe August 29, 2016

Get thee to a nunnery 

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*

Jorge Nunez 

N. A bad ass. Future billionaire rapper, and religous figure. He is skilled at anything that interests him.

V. To do something amazing or impossible. Requires skill and patience, and if not jorge himself, a lot of luck.

ADJ. To be amazing or extremely skilled.
Example 1
Person 1: wow its Jorge Nunez.
Person 2: U wonder if he can sign my face!

Example 2
Tom Brady Jorge Nunezed against the jets.

Example 3
Wow, lebron is so Jorge Nunez
Jorge Nunez by Tupacolypse December 30, 2012

Marvin Nuñez 

Person 1: Look it's Marvin Nuñez
Marvin: says your first and last name
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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