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Get thee to a nunnery 

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*
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Nunnally factor 

An aura of attractiveness that people with a disability or handicap have.

Come from the anime Code Geass in which Nunnally is a very pretty blind girl in a wheelchair.
Person one: How can you think that girl is hot? She's in a wheelchair for god's sake.

Person two: I don't know man. She's got the Nunnally factor.
Nunnally factor by Studwalker June 21, 2009
A brothel.

Etymology: Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.

See also: Abbess, Bordello, Brothel, Nun, Whorehouse
"Polly Adler, in her memoir 'A House is Not a Home,' tells of her time as the abbess of the Big Town's poshest nunnery."

Walter Winchell, 1953
Nunnery by Twathenge April 26, 2006

Nunnilingus 

Female-to-female oral sex performed within the walls of the convent. See nunt
Sister Bartholomew was exhausted after a vigorous bout of nunnilingus, but she still took time to floss, brush and gargle.

nunned up 

when you are a nun and decide to get reckless for the night.. steps to get nunned.
1. take your nun hat off
2. get some really weak alcohol (daiquiris are what i prefer)
3. drink WAAY to much

4. & last but not least.. enjoy being nunned the fuck up !
Dude, that bitch is way to nunned up.

Yo, you tryna get nunned up tonight ? ill bring the daiquiris..

Nunneries 

An alternate word for jibberish thanks to autocorrect!
Sydney speaks more nunneries then she does English! 😂
Nunneries by N.M.B.L. August 3, 2018
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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