Namiah is the funniest girl who's ever walked this earth. She has a nice personality, she's cute as fuck, and she has the best music taste ever. If you find your Namiah, don't let go of her because that's utterly stupid and she's hot, duh.

Dude 1: Dude, who's that new girl?
Dude 2: Namiah, she's hot as fuck.
Dude 1: Holy shit, yes.

Namiah by dylan1234 September 7, 2013

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Namia

Namia is the prettiest, most beautiful girl in the world. She is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet and has the best personality. Has beautiful big eyes and a heart of gold. She can move like Jagger and can make a smile on anyone's face. She is smooth the guys and if you ever get her you're very lucky and should keep her for the rest of your life. But be careful because she is also a heartbreaker. But if you mess with her you better count your prayers because her best friends that will chew you up. She is one of the best friends you will ever receive in your life and you shouldn't let her go if you ever get the chance to have her be part of your life. She loves dogs and loves people even more. Even though she claims she is an introvert. IF SHE COMES INTO YOUR LIFE DON'T LET HER GO.

GUY1: damn, Namia looks fine today!
GUY 2: what do you mean she looks gorgeous EVERYDAY

Girl: I wish I was Namia, she's perfect.

Namia by sneakypandaelephant October 29, 2020

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nomia

To have cum or urine in the lungs

I can’t breathe, I have Nomia

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nmiaow

Yet another obscure acronym in the tradition of "oslt". NMiaOW usually implies "Not Meant in an Obscene Way".

<greatpenguin> (in sheer surprise and shock) Wow! Fuck me with a 2-metre dildo!
<randomperv> ...okay
<greatpenguin> ... nmiaow.

nmiaow by Kharivas October 8, 2004

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NTIAM

"The NPC's In This Game Are Becoming SMART..or maybe i'm just dumb" by Kubz Scouts 9:13

"WTH I can't pick it up. Oh yeah! Time to shoot you now! >:)" NTIAM

NTIAM by Soggywafflefries January 10, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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