NTMIA

An acronym for Not That McBurger I Ate.

What's this giant pile of puke on the floor?

I dunno. NTMIA

by I_Browse_Reddit May 21, 2020

Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.

My ex wife swanned my bank account.

by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017