Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.
My ex wife swanned my bank account.
by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017
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NTMIA

An acronym for Not That McBurger I Ate.
What's this giant pile of puke on the floor?

I dunno. NTMIA
by I_Browse_Reddit May 21, 2020
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