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NOetf

Acronym meaning (adj): NOT OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK

Referring to adolescents who are clearly too young to engage in physical relations of the sexual nature.
The knee-jerk reaction to scream out "NOeft" in public when two prostitots are dry humping on the street.

Debbie had long awaited losing her virginity on the eve of junior prom, desperately trying to ignore her conscience pounding..."NOetf...NoETf...noEFT."
by Sloan June 3, 2014
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Netflix Jail

Netflix's irritating business practice where they release TV Anime series they Acquired/Co-Produced Internationally, months after its original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan instead of Simulcasting weekly.

Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.

While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.

Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.
Person 1: Hey Man, I can't wait for Great Pretender to come out on Netflix!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!
by DuwangKaizer June 2, 2020
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Netflexing

When someone doesn’t have Netflix and you flex on them that you have it
Jack: Stop netflexing on me
by 9797363 May 19, 2019
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Netflix Syndrome

A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.
Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...

Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.

Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.
by arfy900 June 4, 2016
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notflix

describing the process of endless scrolling through the overwhelming amount of movies displayed on streaming websites
I had to notflix for ages last night before I could find anything worth watching
by Danlod2 May 5, 2022
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netfux

A DVD by mail subscription service for pornographic films.
"Dude, sweet. Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone arrived in the mail today. I love netfux!"
by senny2 January 11, 2010
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Netflix and Chill

when he says he wants to netflix and chill but you realize he has no TV
by zek123 July 2, 2016
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