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When someone performs a sexual act in hopes of not going to prison. In most cases, homosexual acts.
Ah man, hopefully I do this Nordo and I’ll be released.
Nordo by Phuckkenney February 20, 2019
Nardos( short form: Nardi) is a fun-packed sweet bundle of candy. Nardos(s) are such amazing human beings and they are the best of friends, sisters, and lovers. Their smile could brighten your whole week. They are brave, smart, and loyal.

If you have a Nardos in your life she should be treated like a queen. If you want to see an angel just go to Nardi and stare at her, and if you want a solution about anything hit Nardi up and she will come up with a solution. If you get a bit scared talking with a Nardi don't worry it's common, it is hard for a human to talk to a heavenly creature. Nardi has a cheering personality and if you are her best friend you will get to witness a whole bundle of fun unpacking.

Nardi is a very loyal friend, they always have your back, and once you start talking to her you will begin regretting all the years that went by without having conversations with her. She really is a fun person to be around. Talking to Nardi could really be addictive, and a day without her text on your notification bar would really feel like a year. Her single text is the best gift you could ever get, and if you see her text as soon as you wake up ah it hits different.

The biggest mistake you could do in your lifetime is hurt a Nardi if so you might need to visit the doctor cuz there prolly something wrong with you. You should never treat Nardi a little bit less she deserves. Don't ruin your friendship with Nardi cause it might be hard to get her trust back.
A: Have you met the new girl, she is super cool!
B: Yea, she is a total Nardos.
Nardos by Al.E December 29, 2020

Going Nord 

Wearing a considerable lack of clothing when being outside on a cold day. The phrase also implies that the person seems to be unaffected by the chilly elements around them. The term Nord is derived from the Nordic race in Skyrim who possess fifty percent resistance to frost.
Sam: I'm just going to wear this sleeveless shirt outside.
Oleg: It's twenty degrees outside. You're gonna freeze.
Sam: I don't care. I'm going Nord.
Going Nord by PackAttack August 1, 2012

Nerdoscopes 

The type of big nerdy specs that are as thick the bottom of a bottle
Hey, check out the English teacher's new nerdoscopes ! She looks like she's got 2 jam-jars strapped to her face

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.
nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

Nardo Wick

A rapper who made a song that blew up in 2021 called “who want smoke”
Person: aye you heard Nardo Wick new song?
Person: yea that mf go hard