nordoff

An ugly, stupid, blonde American girl.

Girl 1: May is such a nordoff!
Girl 2: Yeah

by Paiisy June 2, 2022

nerdoff

This occurs when two nerds are having an open confrontation regarding an exceedingly nerdy topic.

Eugene and Alvin had a nerdoff over who is the best captain: Kirk or Picard.

by jonka April 16, 2007

nordhoff

Nordhoff is a german last name and I'm not fucking german ;-;

Hey isnt Nordhoff a german name, Are you german. NOOO BITCH IM NOT GERMAN.

by hcuqhdhewu November 17, 2020

nordhoff

My last name is nordhoff but I'm only american EXPLAIN!!

Random Person: wow your last name is nordhoff you must be german or something!. Me: I'M AMERICAN!!

by uyuiyiu January 21, 2021

noroff lag

The immensely, horrible and totally sickening lag you often experience while using the internet at Noroff.

"OMFG!!! NOROFF LAG!!11"
"Hahaha lol så jævlig bra.. noroff lag for faen!"
"ÆHHÆHÆ NOROFF LAG! JEG SAVNER MODEM!"

by gfdsaifhwfw April 19, 2004

Nerdoff Hitler

1. Somebody who tells jokes that are of an inappropriate moral nature.
2. A person who totally kills a joke

That guy thought he was soooooo funny when he told a joke about death at his grandmothers wake cause he thought it would make people laugh but turns out the joke was on him after someone called him a Nerdoff Hitler right back.

by DarlingNiki18 October 27, 2021

Nordhoff

To suck ones own penis to completion

After stretching for a few months, Ricky was finally able to Nordhoff

by eshsay remlingay November 10, 2021