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This occurs when two nerds are having an open confrontation regarding an exceedingly nerdy topic.
Eugene and Alvin had a nerdoff over who is the best captain: Kirk or Picard.
nerdoff by jonka April 16, 2007
Nordhoff is a german last name and I'm not fucking german ;-;
Hey isnt Nordhoff a german name, Are you german. NOOO BITCH IM NOT GERMAN.
nordhoff by hcuqhdhewu November 17, 2020
My last name is nordhoff but I'm only american EXPLAIN!!
Random Person: wow your last name is nordhoff you must be german or something!. Me: I'M AMERICAN!!
nordhoff by uyuiyiu January 21, 2021

noroff lag 

The immensely, horrible and totally sickening lag you often experience while using the internet at Noroff.
"OMFG!!! NOROFF LAG!!11"
"Hahaha lol så jævlig bra.. noroff lag for faen!"
"ÆHHÆHÆ NOROFF LAG! JEG SAVNER MODEM!"
noroff lag by gfdsaifhwfw April 19, 2004

Nerdoff Hitler 

1. Somebody who tells jokes that are of an inappropriate moral nature.
2. A person who totally kills a joke
That guy thought he was soooooo funny when he told a joke about death at his grandmothers wake cause he thought it would make people laugh but turns out the joke was on him after someone called him a Nerdoff Hitler right back.
Nerdoff Hitler by DarlingNiki18 October 27, 2021
To suck ones own penis to completion
After stretching for a few months, Ricky was finally able to Nordhoff
Nordhoff by eshsay remlingay November 10, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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