Noun, A statement to be proudly exclaimed when engaging in coitus, when it is evident the recipent of one's cock has never taken one of equivalent size.

You ever had a cock before?" "No" "Liar, you've had a few in there, maybe not this big though... Baeyg Noibend!"

Baeyg Noibend! by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017

Noibloid

Someone who annoys you greatly, in a way similar to the dominos advertising character “The Noid”

I hate him, he is an absolute noibloid

Noibloid by Mob Ninja December 5, 2021

Noibus

Used to describe the actions or state of little dogs that crave attention when startled or guilty.
Usually accompanied by shivering or licking their own genitals.

Similar to nervous but specific to tiny dogs.

" look at you shivering, am I making you noibus"

Noibus by anonymous February 19, 2022

Face Of A Noibat

A clean way to tell someone they look like a rapist

"Did you see Rex today"
"He shouldn't be down alleyways today"
"why"
"cause he's got a face of a Noibat today

Face Of A Noibat by TheShagster25 August 30, 2023

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026