3 definitions by Dahoogulus
Harry: are you gonna come for a pint tonight
Sam: nah I've got to be lifeguarding at 2 tomorrow, probably gonna leave it
Harry: you are a complete shbloke
Sam: nah I've got to be lifeguarding at 2 tomorrow, probably gonna leave it
Harry: you are a complete shbloke
by Dahoogulus January 22, 2017
Tarquin: what happened to you last night mate?
Fred: I woke up naked in bed next to an elderly fellow with my knob-end red raw
Tarquin: ah mate looks like you took a little trip to Toulouse
Fred: I woke up naked in bed next to an elderly fellow with my knob-end red raw
Tarquin: ah mate looks like you took a little trip to Toulouse
by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017
Noun, A statement to be proudly exclaimed when engaging in coitus, when it is evident the recipent of one's cock has never taken one of equivalent size.
You ever had a cock before?" "No" "Liar, you've had a few in there, maybe not this big though... Baeyg Noibend!"
by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017