No Such Thing

John Mayer song about his high school reunion, and realizing that there's no such thing as the real world. From his hit debut album Room for Squares.

See also: Your Body is a Wonderland

"I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie I have to rise above"

No Such Thing by Nicolle August 14, 2003

No such thing as Ewan day 

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

No such thing as Ewan day by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

There is no such thing as a coincidence 

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

There is no such thing as a coincidence by trademarks July 6, 2021

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. 

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.

Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010

There is no such thing as a coincidence 

A phrase said by a popular Oblivion NPC, William Knight. A dark elf.

There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.

There is no such thing as a coincidence by Nig- August 6, 2021

There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy 

Pussy is never free.

"Hey man I banged a hot chick last night, but I think she has a kid."
"Ha, there is no such thing as free pussy."

There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy by Chet Cummings 13 September 24, 2008

There's no such thing as free lunch

A phrase that suggests sexual favors will ensue the current meal.

The Girl Next Door: Thanks for taking me out, I'm having a great time!
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.

There's no such thing as free lunch by Dan Mit September 26, 2006