No Such Thing

John Mayer song about his high school reunion, and realizing that there's no such thing as the real world. From his hit debut album Room for Squares.

See also: Your Body is a Wonderland

"I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie I have to rise above"

by Nicolle August 15, 2003

word, yo

A phrase overused by Matt Bartels at CAPA camp in 2001.

Matt: Word, yo
Me: Shuddup.

by Nicolle August 15, 2003

assage

a massage involving the ass

Example: Man, my ass is sore, could you give me an assage?

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

fear of long words

Doctor: I'm afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Patient: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't say that word!!!!!!!!!!

by Nicolle August 13, 2003

Your Body is a Wonderland

John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.

See also: No Such Thing

And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

by Nicolle August 15, 2003

Homestar Runner

A pale faced, slow- thinking, but loveable creature who wears a beanie and red shirt with a star on it. Known for his speech impediment, love for melonade, and acting in a Fluffy Puff Marshmallows commercial. See also Marzipan, Strong Bad, and somebody get this freaking duck away from me

Example: Homestar Runner says "Welcome to Homestar Wunner dot net. 'It's dot com!'"

by Nicolle August 09, 2003

Room for Squares

John Mayer's debut album, with such hits as No Such Thing, and Your Body is a Wonderland.

by Nicolle August 15, 2003