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no god please no 

No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.
Me-What the-

Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please no johns 

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.
Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.
Please no johns by 9dohead October 7, 2020

No please 

This is basically like saying "no thankyou"
*advert pops up*
No please nigga
No please by Roadmanwannabe September 12, 2016

NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner
A homie: I'm gonna tell the boys about how you punched Sarah
me: please no
please no by DatGooseBoio January 25, 2021
please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech
please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary
Please No by YeahPleaseNo March 29, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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