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NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021
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>_<

Person 1: qwefgvcdertghgfdszxcvbhuyhbvcdf

Person 2: >_<
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mmmmmmmmmm cow

This cow that plays pranks on you
*Postman puts away letters*.
*cow does dance*
*postman looks behind*
*cow stops dancing*
Someone walking by: mmmmmmmmmm cow
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When the impostor is...

When your about to say 'when the impostor is sus but the impostor kills you before you can say 'sus'
red: When the impostor is...

*gets killed by the impostor*

impostor: phew

Everyone saw it though

Everyone: WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS...

*The impostor kills everyone*

impostor: double phew
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:V

Person 1: TALK

Person 2: :V

Person 1: Okay
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VFCVFSCFE

ERROR ERROR WHY DID YOU TYPE THIS DOWN?!
VFCVFSCFE CLOSING DOWN
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ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLLQWERTYUIOP

If you say this is the alphabet, YOU ARE A NOOB
Teacher: Can you tell me the alphabet, Brian?

Brian: ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLLQWERTYUIOP

Teacher: noob...
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