No hair!

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A phrase to say when someone criticizes the amount of clothes you bring with you on a trip.
According to Louis Tomlinson back in (2012) Liam Payne brings no hair

LP: "You bring too many clothes, and then you buy more"
LT: "And what do you bring Liam? No hair!"

No hair! by Jkjenny July 25, 2021

Words you can keep

No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

No hair off my balls by Nick McD September 25, 2010

Word of the Day on October 9, 2010

no hair pussy

Look man, i know your trying to get on some good porn website other than pornhub, ive been there to buddy. Remember to dont do drugs snd stay in school.

No hair pussy is a "pussy type" everyone likes.

no hair pussy by Penisman84 October 3, 2020

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

no hair on your penis by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!

A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.

I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair! by BlueCollarLLC January 25, 2017

short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

short girls with no hair by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018

no-girlfriend hair

the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.

guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.

ooh, check out the dude with the no-girlfriend hair, thats so easy to spot. loser.

no-girlfriend hair by kurticus June 25, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026