NEXCOM

Noun: A horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. Usually referenced as "sub-Hell", minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out mass quantities of paperwork.

Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.

Noun: "Some people believe in Hell, but I think if you're really evil you could even end up in Nexcom"

Verb: "HELP...POLICE...I'm being NEXCOMED! Bring lots of Vaseline!!!

by Hugh G. Rection (esq.) February 15, 2006

Newcomb College

Oldest degree granting women's college in the country. Part of Tulane University of New Orleans, Louisiana. Tulane Uiversity used Hurricane Katrina as an excuss to close this 119 year old institution, inventing monetary excuses to combine Newcomb College and the men's college Tulane College.

Newcomb College is known for their destinctive pottery style.

by leehcar September 17, 2006

Nexcore

Someone who is cringe to the point of hurting their loved ones

Nexcore person: *punchs friend*
Friend: ow wtf dude
Nexcore person: Sorry, but you were not paying attention to me
Friend: Bitch that was so nexcore

by pasta di ligma October 27, 2022

Newcomb

A Queen who only owns multiple cats. They have their mood swings and they cure them by wrapping their cats in blankets. They are absolutely obsessed with lemongrass tea from PUBLIX supermarket and only PUBLIX. Newcombs acts like they are calm, but in reality they are a pro gamer boy. Newcombs tend to hide their relationships and cosplay with long hair.

Person 1: “Bro who’s that guy with lemongrass tea?”
Person 2: “Don’t worry, he’s just a Newcomb.”

by shooter for shotaro January 2, 2022

anton newcombe

One of modern day psychedelic rock's most influential song writer's. He started the band named "The Brian Jonestown Massacre". He also likes drugs.

That Anton Newcombe sure is a drug fiend........but I must say, his music is rather awesome.

by chris norman August 3, 2007

richard newcomer

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass

i so pulled a richard newcomer last night

by jimmypg77 May 25, 2008

newcomer

(new·cum·er) noun
1. A new person to an AA meeting.
2. Vulnerable person who is new to a group.
3. Someone preyed upon by old timers.
4. Easy target for thieves, rapists and murderers.

1. Jane was a newcomer at the nightly AA meeting, and was quickly hit on by Bill W.
2. Being a newcomer to Alcoholics Anonymous, Jane choose a door knob as a higher power and Bill W. as her sponsor.

by JR Harris April 17, 2011