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negronomicon 

the african-american 'book of the dead'
Man...Jaheim opened the Negronomican and some weird shit started happening.
negronomicon by Franky February 17, 2004

Necronomicondom

When you chop off a man's penis skin and put it over your own
You raise more than the dead with a Necronomicondom.
Necronomicondom by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014

Necronomicunt 

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.
"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."
Necronomicunt by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

Negronomics 

The process of using "African American" gesture, and/or business sense to turn a profit. In most cases using the art of hustling, or gambling to get currency.
Negro 1: I got a hot-hand in the dice game tonight, and I'm sho' gon get me minez.
Negro 2: Yeah! We ballin' son
Random guy 1: What is going on here?
Negro 1: We playin' a dice game, stick around you can learn some negronomics from this.
Negronomics by Jackofallaids March 21, 2008

Negronomics 

Negronomics- is a branch of economics dealing with the performance, structure, behavior and decision-making of the entire Negro population. In most cases using the art of hustling, gambling, or the sale of illicit drugs to get currency.
1. Aight nigga im about to school you in some negronomics.
2. Ma'fuka i got my "PH G" in Negronomics
Negronomics by cowhead330 January 24, 2011

necronomicon 

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.
"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."
necronomicon by shoggoth August 10, 2003