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nerconomicon by Afroking January 2, 2007
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Negronomicon
An ancient supernatural book of African origin. Able, to summon the souls of histories greatest niggas. Welcome back Dr. King, 2Pac, Richard Pryor, and Fred Douglass.
I just spotted Marvin Gaye and Chuck Berry at the strip club?! Damn, someone, must have been reading from the Negronomicon again!
Negronomicon by Kwabb May 14, 2020
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negronomicon by Franky February 17, 2004
Necronomicondom
Necronomicondom by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014
Necronomicunt
"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."
Necronomicunt by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014
necronomicon
A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.
"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."
necronomicon by shoggoth August 10, 2003
necronomicon
A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.
A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.
necronomicon by amdotaku January 30, 2005
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