nerconomicon

Book of evil. Featured in Lovecraft books and Army of Darkness.

George Bush's policies are so fucked up, they must come from the nerconomicon.

by Afroking January 2, 2007

Negronomicon

An ancient supernatural book of African origin. Able, to summon the souls of histories greatest niggas. Welcome back Dr. King, 2Pac, Richard Pryor, and Fred Douglass.

I just spotted Marvin Gaye and Chuck Berry at the strip club?! Damn, someone, must have been reading from the Negronomicon again!

by Kwabb May 14, 2020

negronomicon

the african-american 'book of the dead'

Man...Jaheim opened the Negronomican and some weird shit started happening.

by Franky February 17, 2004

Necronomicondom

When you chop off a man's penis skin and put it over your own

You raise more than the dead with a Necronomicondom.

by StonyPegasus359 September 6, 2014

Necronomicunt

A woman who constantly links every day occurrences with paranormal/occult phenomenons.

"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."

by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014

necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.

"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."

by shoggoth August 10, 2003

necronomicon

A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.

A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.

by amdotaku January 30, 2005