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that dirty napm stole my chain
NAPM by dalton42 March 24, 2007
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A Napmare happens when a person is sleeping very deeply during the day, often after a morning class and not sleeping well over night, and he or she has an awful dream.
"Dude, I came back from my 8 am math class, went to sleep and had a terrible napmare"
Napmare by Greg Newman February 21, 2008
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napmosphere 

The atmosphere that you take a nap in. Often includes candles, soft music, and a comfy blanket.
I just got a new yankee candle, it'll be the perfect addition to my napmosphere.
napmosphere by kh28 January 12, 2014

napmasta 

someone who links highly of themselves, but is really a fag.
"OMFG, WHAT A FUCKING NAPMASTA HE IS", remarked Tom. "Fuck yea he is" said Joe.
napmasta by monTIZZLE April 22, 2006

napmosphere 

When you are driving and all your passengers fall asleep. This creates an atmosphere more difficult to stay awake, imperiling the journey.
Please stay awake, I can't drive in the napmosphere.
napmosphere by Peter Jubb August 12, 2012

Napmuffin 

💃🍞💃🍞💃🍞💃🍞💃🍞💃🍞💃🍞💃🍞💃🍞
The Napmuffin is oddly obsessed with the emojis showcased in the paragraph above. Scientists have yet to figure out the motive behind such behaviour
Napmuffin by i hate salt so much February 5, 2021

Napmosphere 

The perfect environment and atmosphere for a nap
Gosh it's so cozy in here, it's the perfect napmosphere I could just fall alseep!
Napmosphere by MissyP368 November 22, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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