napmasta

someone who links highly of themselves, but is really a fag.

"OMFG, WHAT A FUCKING NAPMASTA HE IS", remarked Tom. "Fuck yea he is" said Joe.

by monTIZZLE April 22, 2006

namastay

Voicing one's decision to not go out for the evening. Not to be confused with the overused and misunderstood "namaste."

"You going to Dave's party tonight? Should be a good one."
"Namastay.Got Netflix and pizza."

by Dharma Midget June 28, 2016

Namastafarian

Namastafarian: A person that uses religious idioms to show enlightened, spiritual or profound thought whilst being, in essence, a manipulative blight on the scrotum of life. Otherwise known as a charlatan, blaggard or .... C***.

I was at a Psy Trance rave last night and met a jibbering, balloon mess that tried to tell me about the meaning of life. It then scribbled a picture to sell me for £100 and eventually fell over and shat itself. It had apparently once smelled LSD. A true Namastafarian.

by Reality-Bite January 3, 2015

Namastain

What happens in a straight man's pants during yoga.

I have to wash my yoga pants after every session because of all these namastains.

by K. Magnus December 20, 2015

Namastake

The term used to forgive someone or accept something someone did to you accidentally or in error.

After John apologized to Nancy for accidentally kissing her identical twin sister, Nancy replied, "Namastake".

by James_onthe_Rocks1 March 5, 2014

Namastae

An amazing melodic/screamo band with smooth guitar lines, peircing vocals and wicked screaming!

Namastae is a rocking band!

by seese March 18, 2004

Namastank

The awful smell of you, after doing yoga, specifically after a hot yoga class.

I got my namastank on today.

by PenneKitten August 25, 2018