N.E.R.F.

Guy - "My dog just died."

Guy's 'friend,' - "Haha, he was stupid anyways. Don't worry, you'll have more time to hang out with me now."

Guy - *punches 'friend' in the face*

"That's N.E.R.F. , dude, I loved my dog! Plus, I don't want to hang out with you, you're such a D.A.!"
by CaptainNMorgan August 19, 2010
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