N.E.R.F.

Not Even Remotely Funny

Guy - "My dog just died."

Guy's 'friend,' - "Haha, he was stupid anyways. Don't worry, you'll have more time to hang out with me now."

Guy - *punches 'friend' in the face*

"That's N.E.R.F. , dude, I loved my dog! Plus, I don't want to hang out with you, you're such a D.A.!"

by CaptainNMorgan August 19, 2010

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

p e r f e c t i o n

Emily

Emily is p e r f e c t i o n .

by Connie and Melissa November 14, 2020

f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten

And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far

Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought

You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows

What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

joey: yo have you heard of the show “f.r.i.e.n.d.s.” ?
chandler: ye bro it’s lit asf “iLL BE THERE FoR yOU!1!1”

by oofclout November 10, 2018

F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song

so no one told you life was going to be this way your jobs a joke your love life's DOA away it's like you're always stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week your month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) all be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there for me to... your still in bed at 10 and work begins at 8 you've burned your breakfast so far things are going grate your mama told you there would be days like these but what she didn't tell you when the world brought you down to your knees that i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there to... no one could ever know me know one could see me your the only one you now what's like to be me someone to face the day with even at my worst i'm best with you..... yep it's like you're always like your stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i've been there for you because your there for me to all be there for you all be there for you because your there for me

that is the F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song

by NameSiren435547 February 2, 2021

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Friends is an American television sitcom, created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, which originally aired on NBC from September 22, 1994, to May 6, 2004, lasting ten seasons. Every episode started with The One. The show is famous because one of the characters named joey says "How you doin". Another one asks like he is gay

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.: We are better than Seinfeld

Me: Good for you

by littleparrotjr223 April 29, 2016

f.r.i.e.n.d.s

The best show ever. The one that makes you happy when your sad.

f.r.i.e.n.d.s “man I wish I could watch some f.r.i.e.n.d.s right now”

by Made by Taylor March 4, 2018